Fitness Enhancement first in the world to replace all its Personal Trainers with technology
Due to high demand, we are proud to an
ounce that as of today, April 1st our current Fitness Enhancement Personal Trainers will be replaced by amazing new technology! We have brought the highly effective vibration platforms to the next level, and are introducing the new Fitness Enhancement 2000TM Vibration Platform Personal Trainer! This fantastic device is a solution to all your problems: Fitness Enhancement 2000TM helps you to lose weight, gets rid of your wrinkles, tones up your body, makes you more attractive, makes you smarter, it also reads your mind and finds your ideal body shape and transforms you into this overnight! Best of all, you don’t need to do any exercises to make this happen!
Virtual assistant Suri
You will be provided with a special remote control and screen, just follow the instructions on screen attached to your platform. You will be guided through your ‘workout’ by our virtual assistant Suri. Suri has all the features our current Personal Trainers have, and better! The best thing being, you don’t actually have to break a sweat, Suri will only ask you to stand or alternatively sit on the machine. She might look grumpy, but that is only because she will do all the nasty work for you! By using the buttons on your remote control, you can order Suri to perform all your least favourite exercises. She will do all your burpees, squat jumps, pushups, high knees and cardio for you! All you need to do, is enjoy the gentle vibration of Fitness Enhancement 2000TM Platform, and all of Suri’s hard work will be transferred via ‘vibration waves’ into your body!
Launching on April 1st
The new technology is launching on April 1st and as an additional feature, you can transform virtual assistant Suri to look like your favourite FE Trainer and watch THEM suffer working out! But hurry, this additional update is only available for our current clients, and to first 10 people who share this post on the April 1st. Act quickly, and make sure you’ll get all the great benefits this amazing new technology has to offer! Book your introductory appointment by April 1st, and get started with Fitness Enhancement 2000TM Vibration Platform Personal Trainer. We have very limited spots available, so make sure to contact us now and share the post on your Facebook page. Remember to also check out our previous successful device, ptWatch, that was launched exactly 2 years ago!